Your chaotic, caffeinated guide to pop culture, weird news, and whatever Mikey found on Reddit at 2 AM.
with Mikey & Jules
Three episodes a week. Monday, Wednesday, Friday. We don't plan ahead. We barely plan at all. That's the magic.
Age 32. Eternal optimist. Believes in Bigfoot, aliens, and the healing power of gas station hot dogs. Owns a soundboard with 47 airhorn variations. Has been wrong about everything his entire life — until now.
Mikey doesn't research. He vibes. He finds things on Reddit at 2 AM and presents them with the confidence of a tenured professor. Jules calls it "weaponized enthusiasm." The audience calls it content.
Age 34. Former journalist. Current caffeine enthusiast. Left traditional media because — and we quote — "I couldn't pretend to care about SEO one more day." Brings actual research skills to a show that didn't ask for them.
Jules is the skeptic, the editor, and the adult in the room. She drinks coffee from a custom mug that says "Morning Mayhem" in a font she chose herself. When she starts deep-diving, Mikey knows to get out of the way.
The actual mug. The one from the show. Available in "I Didn't Sign Up For This" and "Conspiracy Corner Survivor" editions. 50% of profits go toward Mikey's Bigfoot expedition fund (Jules's idea of a joke that became real).
Mikey presents a conspiracy theory. Jules debunks it. The audience votes. Mikey has won exactly once.
Jules reviews the week's dumbest news with surgical precision and maximum sarcasm. Requires coffee.
The best worst headlines from the Sunshine State. A beloved tradition. An absolute nightmare.
We rank things. Cereals. Airports. Ways to quit your job. It always devolves into an argument.
Audience submissions. Unfiltered. Unhinged. We read them live and regret it immediately.
NEW — Jules picks a topic and goes full investigative journalist. It was supposed to be fun. It's not fun anymore.
We started this podcast to talk about Florida Man and rank breakfast cereals. That was the plan. That was the whole plan.
Then Mikey found a conspiracy podcast. Then Jules got curious. Then the WorldWire article happened. Then Ben Cross came on our show. Then the chambers were confirmed. Then we watched the premiere.
We don't know what's happening anymore. We don't know what's real. We're still going to rank cereals — but we're also going to keep pulling this thread, because Jules won't let it go, and honestly? Neither can we.
If you're new here: start with the early episodes. It was simpler then. It was fun. It still is fun. It's just also... terrifying now.